Thank goodness because I couldnt handle one more day at work. Dont get me wrong, I love my job its just been a loooong week with the drama and the previously mentioned sick child. So to celebrate, I'm posting this joke that my cousin Jonathan sent me - yes the freak. Thanks Yona!
JOKE OF THE DAY
A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected: A half-gallon of 2% milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, a package of chicken breasts, a head of romaine lettuce, a two pound can of coffee, and a pound of bacon.
As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk man standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single." The woman was a bit startled by this question, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single.
She looked at her seven items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status. Curiosity getting the better of her, she said, "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"
The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."
"From there to here, from here to there, funny things are everywhere." ~Dr. Seuss
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Melissa, You sent the link to your blog sometime ago and I FINALLY got around to looking at it. You're Blog is SO much more interesting than mine. At least you have interesting things to talk about. I just wine about trying to leave work early and complain about Waymond. Hope all is well and may Jacob get better soon. - Much love, Sophia
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