Love is a punk ass bitch

So I have been dealing with work drama and Jacob being sick with both allergies and a cold/flu. Let me tell you it sucks! I want to be sick for him because its making him miserable and on another level its freaking gross having a three year old throw up twice a day. Its so sweet to hear him call my name for comfort and call me at work asking me to come home to read to him - on another I go to work to try not to get sick. Its going to happen but oh well, what can be done...right? The joys of parenthood people.

Ok - so you are probably wondering about my subject line. That show that I have ranted about a bit - STRANGE LOVE - with Gitte and Foofy Foofy finally ended with Gitte going back to Italy to sort our her feelings between Foofy Foofy and Mattias (her fiance). The cat was let out of the bag that she married Mattias about a week ago. Damn - I would have sooo watched these two on another reality show a la Newlyweds - thanks to Mr. and Mrs. Simpson, err Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey...yeah thats it. Anyways - there are quite a few things on television that make me shudder and for some reason watching them make out in the hallway just skyrocketed pretty high on my list. So back to the title of the post - they have these little songs that accompany clip collages and one of the songs I'm assuming was called "Love in a punk ass bitch". For the life of me, I cannot remember the lyrics and as soon as I find them I will be posting them because they were funny.

So still talking about reality shows - I was up late one night and caught yet another reality show called FORTY DEUCE about this cabaret show that is moving from LA to Vegas. The show I watched apparently was the first show and introduced the casty of zany characters. So one of the characters has to go back to Argentina (I'm guessing her visa ran out) and so they had to do an open casting call for another dancer. They had an open casting call so all the freaks came out - there was a stripper midget. Yes...a stripper midget. I was in one word - ODD. I dont know what my recent affinity for midgets has been but they have been coming up in conversation left and right. I was telling a friend of mine about this show and he mentioned midget porn....yeah - I know. And the question that is going through your mind - you bet your ass I'm going try to rent on, I'm curious as hell. My brother is probably going OMG! And my cousin Jonathan has probably already seen it since he finds the freakiest things on the internet.