Tuesday, November 15, 2005

Holy Crapola!

So my last post - the Mr. Happy Crack thingy right? Never thought I'd get two posts out of it...but what do ya know! Please read my little email conversation that I swear has made me giddier than Michael Jackson at a Boy Scout jamboree (oh stop it).

Sidney Crackstein <anonymous-comment@blogger.com> wrote:
From: Sidney Crackstein
To: Melissa
Subject: [My Misadventures of Life] 11/15/2005 08:50:08 AMDate: Tue, 15 Nov 2005 08:54:59 -0800 (PST)
Melissa:Thank you for the nice words regarding our mascot Mr. Happy Crack. And since we are shameless media whores, we would like to reciprocate by offering you a free Mr. Happy Crack tshirt.Please provide your, um, size and fashion nirvana can be yours. Keep up the great work and please feel free to gush over Mr. Happy Crack any time you please..........wait that didn't sound right.
Crackily Yours, Sidney Crackstein,
Agent/Bodyguard for Mr. Happy Crack
--Posted by Sidney Crackstein to My Misadventures of Life at 11/15/2005 08:50:08 AM

----- Original Message -----
From: Melissa
To: sidney@thecrackteam.com
Sent: Tuesday, November 15, 2005 11:40 AM
Subject: Fwd: [My Misadventures of Life] 11/15/2005 08:50:08 AM
WOOHOO!! Free shirt! If this actually exists - I'll post a picture of me wearing it on the blog: my size is large...um so where are you sending it to?


----- Original Message -----
To: Melissa
From: Mr. Happy Crack" wrote:

Melissa, it's Sidney here. That address thingy is a minor detail but I guess it would make things easier if we didn't have to guess where to send it. Care to provide an address to the bodyguard of a cartoon mascot? You'll also recieve a free personally autographed picture of Mr. Happy Crack. See Melissa, you thought this was going to be just another Tuesday.


----- Original Message -----
From: Melissa
To: sidney@thecrackteam.com

Ok here goes -

555 Main Street
Lost in Angeles, CA 90210
(yes I gave him a real address)

You got my name, just put that sucker in the mail, I'll be looking forward to it. So do you get a lot of blog mentions?


P/S Yes my day totally got better and you bet your ass this is all going on the blog.


Shannon said...

I want a happy crack too!!

Jessica said...

Score Mel! Not only will you be the height of fashion, but you'll have more conversation topics in common with the peeing bums that you keep running into. I'm sure they'll gladly tell you their crack stories...but they might not be so happy. Hmmm...

BTW - My blog is wortth more than your blog. $28,277.00 to be exact. Neener (just kidding! mine seems a bore *YAWN* compared to yours).

Jessica said...

I meant $28,227.00...and doesn't it seem interesting that my figure is yours with just an extra 0 on the end? How exact is this science really?

mr_g said...

An email from Mr. Happy Crack's people...now THAT doesn't happen to everyone! Let me know if they need a jingle, I'm not above writing a short cheesy song for crack-laden clothing!

melissa said...

Shannon - when I get my shirt, we shall see if it lives up to the hype, but I may have to frame the picture.

Jessica - I'll have to go show the peeing bums what they are missing by not reading my blog.

G - I'll have to let them know. I got an email from the President of their Crack Team - I dont know about you all, but I'm on pins and needles about this thing!