Friday, November 11, 2005

Just some observations....

Just a few tidbits from my walk across the street to the 7-11…

1) If you are going to go commando, please for the love of all that is holy – do not wear jeans with big holes so that we know you are going commando.
2) Screaming into the sunset and flashing the drivers on Sunset Blvd is a good thing to do – especially if you are a man dressed as Joan Jett.
3) Let me ask – is today see a homeless man pee on the street day? Because I just saw number 2. And I thought the first one was a treat!

2 comments:

ghartstein said...

As long as by Number 2 you mean a second person, it could've been a hell of a lot worse! ;)

Melissa is... said...

Yes 2nd person. If it was #2, I would have called the cops, I'm not a prude but THERE ARE LINES!!!