My bursted bubble

You know…my bubble was there…I was pumped about my new found improving average – until I was listening to Mark and Brian this morning and heard about a 99 year old bowler that had an average of 115. On a great day, that’s what I bowl. I did a few calculations and in order to get a score of about that I needed to get 3 or 4 marks (strikes or spares) so my score would get a little padding. So figure this…this 99yr old guy (who has a 7 year old daughter…ewwww) needs to pick up a few spares to get his score. The man needs to aim the ball and lunge it down the alley. I’m going to have to pick up a Rocky training routine like Scott to beat this guy. And its not even like he’s in my league or anything, I think he lives in Kansas or somewhere else. How embarrassing would that be if he bowled in my league? My team would be like “You let the old man beat ya!” and I’m sure someone would make a comment about Viagra. Ok – gotta get back to work now.